barking up the wrong tree

I am SO BEAST.
Today is boring, yet again. It's a daily vicious cycle of napping and jumping on Mummy's sofa. I'm sorry I don't have any pictures to share. I love Microsoft Word. It autocorrects everything. It's hard to type with these padded paws - I shall get an iPad soon enough. Do add me on Facebook if you haven't. However I do not entertain email list requests. I don't like strangers.
I have not met the outside world for days. It is like being stranded on a known island. I got scold by Mummy for sitting on her sofa today. I failed - I dropped the pillow while jumping back down to ground zero. It's the number one tell tale sign other than my clumps of fur on the red fabric. BEAST* contrast! I hate Wednesdays. In fact every day is boring. I haven't seen the cutie from the opposite block lately.
Okay, have to go now. This blogging thing is pretty easy, I guess I can pull it off. Few hours or so. Hafta' love Microsoft for everything. Bill Gates pwn Steve Jobs big time.

Okay, snooze time.
Barkwoofsayonara.

*Beast - substitute swear for the eff word.