Hello literate humans and beasts and animals and mutants and Silver Surfers!!
Another lazy morning - Liting slept on the sofa today. Scurried to get her uniform when Mummy woke up :P Almost late. Stupid girl. Gotta live a life like mine, so chill. But too much of chill is bAWRING.
Slept alot today, very tired. Feeling down and lonely... just heard the news that more dogs are being eaten... Beast off! You're already eating chicken/ beef/ mutton and whatnot and now you have to eat animals that humans say they love?
Surely, I believe, there's a more humane way of killing them. At least treat your food with respect.
Plus, I thought such animals were only eaten during desperation in the times when conversations were only 'oot oot, hugga hugga'. Yes, I meant the hunters during the Stone Age.
I wonder what scraps and morsels of dinner I will snap up tonight... thank goodness the dinner table is glass. My stubby legs (I haven't washed my socks) can't really get me anywhere.
I think I saw the cutie from the opposite block last night.
Yes, Mummy finally brought me down for a stroll! I believe a beautiful pudge like me deserves a stroll :)
Okay, back to snoozing!
Stupid Liting is frolicking in her air conditioned room while I'm sitting at the door and the only gas I'm being blown by is the odour of her smelly shoes... Well hearsay the school holidays are here.
Better be prepared for a lot of snuggling and shit loads of lazing around.
Hehe, okay I'm tired. I think I gained some stubby leg muscles by typing.
Bye bye!
